I want to see you be brave

janefoster:

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because I am weak and wanted to contribute to the fad 10 million years late when all the good ones have been done already

de-rock-goddess:

tastefullyoffensive:

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IVE NEVER DONE SO MUCH DAMAGE WITH ONE FINGER 

gardenburger:

dark-dionysian-nsfw:

gardenburger:

HOW COME WHEN HARRY GETS BITTEN BY THE BASILISK IN CHAMBER OF SECRETS THAT DOESNT DESTROY THE HORCRUX IN HIM SOMEONE ANSWER THIS???

Because…

Because… Shit.

Can we get JKR on the phone ?

yes let me just pull out her number real quick hang on yes hello 911 can i speak to jkr pls

Let’s see if I can crack this: Harry had to be completely killed in order to obliterate the horcrux inside of him. And I believe at some point Dumbledore specified that Voldemort had to do it himself I assume with his wand, not his snake (Perverted laughter in the distance) whereas the venom never killed Harry, Faux saved him in the nick of time before Harry, and the horcrux inside him, could slip away. I believe that Harry had to be dead in order for his horcrux to also be dead. So y’alls plot hole aint so holy as y’all thought.

guardian-of-our-galaxy:

sorry if i forgot someone

Take those headphones off right now!

thelordofhats:

ultrafacts:

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Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.
Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.
It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

thelordofhats:

ultrafacts:

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Freeing the slave was nice, but wouldn’t be that huge of a thing.

Smashing the cups, though? I’m just imagining that Augustus was just walking along one day and saw the slave-owner trying to kill his slave, so he just goes over, tells the slave ‘yo, you’re free’, and then, never breaking his gaze from the slaveowner, casually sweeps all the other cups off the shelf too.

It’s just such a wonderful little ‘fuck you’.

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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